Mr. H


(Source: b3ingr3al)


swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat)

Via All Teens Relate

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crockercorpjanecrocker:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs


Via it's a blast


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doopu:

life hack

(Source: indsie)



some-random-musings:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

That’s too complex, you can simplify the fraction from 45^2/(26+19) to 45^2/45, and thus 45. This way you don’t actually have to calculate 45^2=2025

Or maybe just use a calculator if you don’t feel like actually doing math.


nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

image

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dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

(Source: kateordie)


genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

(Source: spoopy-night-vale)

Via did you try turning it maximoff and back maximon

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: acestiless)

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the-staged-inadequacy:

combeferrecourfeyrac:

princessnononjakuzure:

a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

 (x)

#Yes

(Source: sherbetballets)

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